Lastly, his wife stopped the nagging and simply mentioned to him, "How would you like it in the event you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied, "That might be advantageous with me."
Monday glided by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday got here and went with the same results.
Thursday, the swelling went down just enough the place he might see her somewhat out of the nook of his left eye.
An old man was wondering if his wife had a listening to problem. So one evening, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair.
He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response.
He moved slightly closer and stated again, "Honey, are you able to hear me?" Nonetheless, there was no response.
Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, are you able to hear me?"
She replied, "For the third time, Yes!"
"I'll be dwelling when I want, if I need, and at what time I would like," he insisted. "And, I don't anticipate any hassle from you. Also, I anticipate an honest meal to be on the desk each evening, except I let you know otherwise. I am going to go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-taking part in with my buddies whenever I want. These are my rules," he said. "Any feedback?"
His new bride replied, "No, that's wonderful with me. But, just perceive that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night ... whether you are right here or not."