I’m in a real jokesy sort of mood, and I want jokes! Jokes! Real gutbusters! So I’ll begin, and you add your bad joke in the comments! That’s rich! A man is walking down a path and comes across another man and a dog. The man, being a dog lover, asks, “Hello! Does your dog bite?” The second man answers, “No.” But when the man reaches down to pet the dog, the dog attacks him, mauling his hand and arm. Shocked, he leaps back and shouts, “Jesus! I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!” “He doesn’t,” says the second man. “But that’s not my dog.”
That’s rich! Now it’s your turn!